Jessica Alba Makes a Baby:

I Now Prounounce You Chuck and Larry star Jessica Alba has made her contribution to over-population by shitting out a kid.

Honor Marie Warren is the baby's name...that's far too normalish for a celebrity kid. She needed to name it something cool like Xerxes Hermitage. That's what I'd name my kid if I were a celebrity and female and got knocked up by some hairy guy everyone thinks I'm way too good for.

As far as I know, both Alba and the kid are in good health. Hopefully Jessica will be a responsible mom and take care of her baby, and not immediately abandon it to go out partying and skanking it up like that bitch Christina Aguilera.